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How To Make Your Next Visit To Wal-Mart Fun For the Whole Family (or "How to Get Arrested") Of course we all know that any excursion to the wonderful world of Wal-Mart is an enjoyable experience for all, but even the most exciting location can become monotonous after you’ve visited it three or four times a week since 1986. In the next few minutes I will introduce you to many new and exciting ways to make your next trip to that retail marketing giant the best time you’ve had since watching that "Hee Haw" marathon a few weeks back. Before you can start, you are going to need to recruit a few friends to help. First, go out and find the biggest, hairiest guy you know and have him put on the fluffiest pink taffeta skirt you can find. Next, go pull your vampire wannabe friend out of his coffin and make him put on his best Marilyn Manson make-up and a trench coat (this should be no problem since he probably slept in them). You will also a six-year-old child. This can be a little brother or sister of one of your friends, but it works better when the kid is just someone you spotted in the parking lot. A video camera is also recommended so you can record all the fun you will be having. Now you are almost ready to be