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Dave was a small, quite rotund skunk. He had luscious, shiny black fur with a broad, white stripe running down his back from his gleaming, button nose to the tip of his tail. His expressive eyes were a brilliant shade of blue. He was most gullible and might have even been considered more or less half-baked. However, Dave’s personality was pleasant and amiable. He could easily make a friend of almost any creature. Yet, there was not a creature around who wanted to be within a ten-mile radius of Dave. Dave had a slight problem: he produced an excessively abnormal amount of flatulence. In fact, the U.S. National Army had officially declared Dave a biological weapon. No one know exactly why Dave was so gaseous. Some say it resulted from eating too many cans of Bush’s Baked Beans. Others say it was after being exposed to too many cans of floral-scented air freshener in his grandmother’s home. Then there was the theory of his mother never buying him name-brand clothes. Despite the fact Dave was a relatively young skunk, he was, for the most part, alone in the world. His mother was deceased as the result of a dire accident. She made the untimely mistake of striking a match at precisely the moment her son released a cloud of r