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The Crazy Reenactment of Tall Tale Heart It all started on a normal day; I mean a normal day. Not like a super normal day because I was going to kill my roommate with an electric razor, but I do not have bad intentions. My vexing roommate is about 6’ 7” with a unibrow. He has been my roommate in college for some time now, but that unibrow, the heavy unibrow, was really starting to get on my nerves. I had planned to kill him for some time now, but I just couldn’t get myself to do it. I mean he is so innocent and happy just lying there with his unibrow on his forehead. Nevertheless, today was different, I would kill him, I really would, MWAHAHAHAHAHA…. OK, now I will get to the point. The last few days I have been looking at his unibrow when he was sleeping, but it was motionless, well of course it was, he was sleeping. Well, whenever I would walk into his room, I would flash a flashlight in his unibrow. He would just stay there and sleep, not knowing what was happening. It was a genius idea, my most brilliant plan to date. This time when I walked into his room, he heard me and got up. I saw his unibrow move, rage filled me, and I had no possible control. He stood there in the dark and did not move for abou