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Once upon a time, there lived a boy named Cinderfella who lived in Houston with his stepfather and his two stepbrothers. They treated him badly and he was their servant ever since his mother died when he was a little boy. He’d always dreamed of leaving there and marrying Kelly Rowland, but he doubted that it would ever happen. As he sat in his “corner” that was supposed to be a room, he heard his brother calling him. “Say Fella”, yelled his brother Sean from his room from down the hall. “Fella” he yelled as he impatiently requested that his brother fix him a pork chop sandwich. “Yo Fella, bring my sandwich dog.” “Yeah I bet”, Cinderfella mumbled under his breath as he made his way down the narrow hall decorated (tackily) with portraits of his evil stepfamily. “Took long enough”, his brother complained as the phone rang. “Hello”, said Cinderfella, “It’s Shaniqua”, he said passing his brother the phone. No sooner than that, Cinderfella hears his name being called by his oldest stepbrother Jeremy. “Fella, check the mail for me”, he says. In the mailbox Fella found a flyer that read… Calling all Pimps and Pimpettes in tha hood Come one, Come all to Kelly's party. And listed below was