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There once was a red neck named Joe. He was a very good musician who loved bluegrass and all kinds of southern music. One day Joe was playing his banjo in the park when a very strange thing happened. Joe hit the wrong string and caused a whole flock of birds to get up and fly away. But then he saw something incredible, right there where the birds had been sitting; floating above the ground was a magic carpet. Joe thought the idea of a magic carpet in Charlotte, which is was being flooded with Yankees, was normal, but not in Birmingham, Alabama. Befuddled, Joe immediately jumped on a skateboard that was lying on the sidewalk and stumbled his way down the road. He headed for the library to find out what it was. Joe walked right past the map with the ocean on it that he usually stopped at to meet new folks in town. He went straight to the centennial fact section, which had books about the events of the past century. Ther