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Most male college students understand when I say that if you don’t have a beer in your hand on Friday, then you’re not a college student. But what about the different kinds of drunks throughout your college? Are there some you love? Some you hate? Some that are funny? Some that just can’t stop talking? I have come to the conclusion that for every college there’s at least seven different types of drunks: aggressive, chill, funny, crazy, horny, talkative, and the feel-sorry-for-me. The aggressive drunk is the one who drinks almost all the time, at any time, and drinks until there is no beer left on campus. He is always chilling with his boys and thinks he is the best. He’s the big guy who tries to fight you over the last beer in the fridge, or if there is no reason to fight, he makes one up. You can see these guys also fall into the horny category later in the night when they are on their tenth or eleventh beer. These people are the ones you either are friends with or hate. The chill drunk. What a great drunk to have in your company. He’s the one who buys beer, then let’s everyone have it. He sits around on the couch and watches tv or participates in the drinking games. He never has a frown on his face and he’s a